Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says: "How you doin'?"

Paddy says: "Okay, but do us a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters sitting on the bed. He says: "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."


They say: "Get away with ya... prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs: "Paddy, both of 'em?"

Paddy shouts back: "Of course both of 'em; what's the point of fuckin' one?"


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