LOS ANGELES DISCUSSION BOARDS

Candy for Valentine's Day???
Posted by BeenThere-DoneThat, 2/13/2004 3:19:06 PM  

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.  I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat, and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was touching my Peter Pan and ZagNut, and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, "Hey Chicklet, no funny stuff." I said, "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver.  Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped …
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Baby Ruth!

the ice house was rocking cause the shitliz was all there guys were popping silver bullets there was bush in the air while labats blew a canadian jenny creamed up tot dave southern comfort to samuel adams while molson licked her golden spot paps put up and blue ribbon and said we will have a compition to see which ladys honey brown was truly fucken bitching killion red the results mrs.miller won we laughed but when she spread her legs we felt a genuine draft the orgys that followed was a real wild turkey i was smirnoff the juice with my little beef jerky johny walker blacked out and woke up to find petes wicked moosehead shoved up his behind, foster had a spanish bitch but when he went to eat em he found her way to salty her name was margarita st.paulys girl was on the floor her stats filled to the rim bud yelled out if her tot cant hold it i bet her hieny can and next to her lay old milwakee his face down in some piss gergaling like a pig it just doesnt get any better then this so when you wild little wide moulth and your brewing needs some head have a amstel light the side that hangs above my bed lick her in the rear SUCK MY FUCKING DICK BITCH AND SPIT IT IN MY BEER