An elderly spinster who was a dog lover agreed to look after and house
her neighbor's dog whilst the neighbors went on their holidays.

The only problem was that the spinsters own dog was a bitch that was in
'heat' and the neighbor's dog was a male. Nevertheless she had a large
house and she was able to keep the two dogs apart.

As she lay in her bed drifting off to sleep the spinster was suddenly
awakened by an awful howling and moaning sounds from downstairs. she
rushed  downstairs to find the dogs locked together, as dogs do when
mating. The dogs were in obvious pain howling but unable to disengage.

Try as she might she could not part them and she was perplexed as what
to do next.

Though it was late she reluctantly phoned the vet and after a few rings
a rather grumpy voice of the vet answered the phone and the spinster
explained the problem.

The vet said. "I want you to take the phone to the dogs and place it
down alongside them. I will then phone your number back and the noise of
the telephone ringing should make the male dog lose his erection and be
able to withdraw from the bitch"

"Oh" said the spinster. "Do you think that will work ?"

"Well" The vet replied

"IT JUST WORKED ON ME !!!!!!".