A newly wed couple move into a new town.  The man is working very hard trying to start a new business.  He works long hours, seven days a week.  He feels bad that he is leaving his new wife home alone in a strange town so much.  So one day he visits a pet shop.  The shop owner suggests he buy a talking parrot to keep his wife company.  "I've got one here for 1/2 price", says the shop owner.  "What's wrong with him?" asks the man.  "He has no feet", says the shop owner.  "How does he stay on the perch?" asks the man.  "He wraps his penis around it" says the owner.  "I'll take him", says the man.

His wife is delighted with her new pet.  But the husband continues to work very long days.  One day he comes home and the parrot says "Hey Pal come here."  "Today when the mailman came, your wife invited him in."  "Oh yeah?" says man.  "Yeah" says the parrot.  "Then they went to the couch.  Then they started kissing.  Then the mailman undressed your wife."  "Then what happened?" asked the man.  "I don't know", said the parrot, "I popped a boner and fell off my perch."

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