As I lay here on my couch pondering the problems of the WORLD.....I'm rapidly realizing that I don't really give a DAMN. It's the tortoise life for me..!!
HEALTH MESSAGE:
If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.
A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing...yet lives for 150 years.
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