Next time you are pulled over and the cop comes up to your window and asks, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"  Answer stupidly, "No, I don't officer, could it be because i have two dead bodies in my trunk?"

Not only would he pull his gun on you, get you out of the car and make you spread eagle, he would call for backup and then, after opening your trunk, arrest you for filing a false police report.

Don't joke around with the police.  Bad idea.

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That reminds me of a story when a cop pulls over a teen agar for traffic violation. the teen says to the cop:
Do you know who my father is?
Cop: No, didn't you mother tell you?