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Things Real Men Would Never Say - 11 - 20
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11.  Are you losing weight sweetie??

12.  I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

13.  Great!  Your mother's coming to stay with us again.

14.  I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are always open when she's getting ready for bed.  Maybe I should tell her.

15.  No way, you weeded the garden last week.  It's my turn.

16.  Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines.  I don't look at them anymore.

17.  I understand.

18.  This movie has way too much nudity.

19.  Damn, we're late for church!

20.  No!  I don't want to see your sister's breasts.

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