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Things Real Men Would Never Say - 1 - 10teeth_smile
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1.  I think Barry Manilow is one cool Son of a Bitch.

2.  No, I don't want another beer.  I have to work tomorrow.

3.  Her boobs are just too big.

4.  Sometimes I just want to be held.

5.  I am just too tired to have sex again today!

6.  Sure!  I'd love to wear a condom.

7.  We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

8.  Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch "Ally McBeal".

9.  It's late.  Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.

10.  Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more tampons??

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