I actually don't like 'funny list of thingies'; but, I found these to be cool:

1. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

2. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

3. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

4. I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

5. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

6. They call it PMS because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

7. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.