At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old.
Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding
night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is
concerned that her new husband may over-exert himself if they spend the
entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for
the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door
opens,
and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she
prepares to go
to sleep. After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her
bedroom
door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action.
Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the
newlyweds
are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.
LouAnne is set to go to sleep again.
However, after a few short minutes,
there is another knock at her door, and there he is again...Morris, as
fresh
as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy
one
another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am
thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, you were good to go three
times. I've been with guys less than
a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was
here already?"