The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals: a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.

     The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two
     The electrician decided to wire the bed --with alternating current, of course.

     The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

     The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:

     "DEAR FRIENDS, WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK  WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT  NOVOCAIN IN THE K-Y JELLY!