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A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate, from the east coast,
that she's going home for Rosh Hashanah
The Catholic girl asks the Jewish girl, is that the holiday when you
light 8 candles?
No the Jewish girl replies, that's Hanukah.
The Catholic girl then asks the Jewish girl,
Is that the holiday when you eat the unleavened bread?
No the Jewish girl replies. That's Passover.
Rosh Hashanah is the holiday when we blow the shofar.
The Catholic girl replies. That's what I like about you Jews ...your so
good to your help.