Mike went to his friend Terry's house for a friendly card game.Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. During the game, Mike dropped one of his cards and proceeded to pick it up. While under the table, he noticed Terry's wife was wearing a skirt with her legs open, and with no panties on. Shocked by the sight he went to the kitchen for a glass of water. To his surprise, Terry's wife followed him.
She asked," Do you like what you saw?"
"Yes," Mike answered.
" Well you can have more , for $500," she told him.
Mike thought about his financial state, and agreed.
She told him," Just come over tomorrow about 2:30, when Terry is at work.
The next day Mike came over,they screwed and he payed her the $500, as promised.
Later that evening Terry came home. He went to his wife and asked," Has Mike been over here?"
Thinking she had been caught she answered, " Well,as a matter of fact he has."
Mike said," Good, because that fool  came by my job and asked to borrow $500 until this evening, and said he'd leave it with you.

You can't play a playa!