A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
 
Passenger:  "Who?"
 
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
 
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
 
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and  danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
 
Passenger: "Sounds like he was really something special."
 
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.  He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, what a guy!"
 
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like  me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man!  He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
   
Passenger: "How did you meet him?"
 
Cabbie: "I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife."