One day a perfect man and a perfect woman went out on a date. They had planned a perfect evening.

They wore their perfect clothes and drove a perfect car, and after a while they passed a stranger in distress.

The stranger turned out to be Santa Claus, stranded with a bag of toys. They offered him a lift and started driving again.

Soon the weather got bad, driving conditions got nasty, and they had a bad accident. Only one of them survived.

Who was it?

It was the perfect woman. Everybody knows that Santa Claus and a perfect man are just imaginary creations that don’t exit.

(Women, stop reading now. Men, keep reading.)

If the perfect man and Santa Claus don’t exist, then the woman must have been driving. This explains the accident.

(Men, keep reading.)

If you’re a woman and still reading this, it only proves another point: Women never listen!