A fella went to visit his friends the married couple one evening, and as it was very snowy out, he was invited to stay the night. Due to the extreme cold, they let him share their double bed. When he woke up, he looked across at his friend Fred at the opposite side of the bed, and said: "Ooh, what a strange night. I dreamt someone was playing with my hoohaa all night."
"That's SO weird", replied Fred. "I also dreamt someone was playing with my hoohaa all night!"
"Oh, for heaven's sake", snapped Freda from her position in the middle of the bed. "Is that all you men think about? Last night, I dreamt I went cross-country skiing!"