A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his            
grandmother                                                                
asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.    
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he      
cuts a photo in half but accidentally sends the bottom half of the        
photo. He's really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong half,  
but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes        
she won't notice.                                                        
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It            
says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style... it makes      
your nose look short."                                                    
                                                                           
Love,
                                                          Grandma    
                                                                                                                   
                                                                                 


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