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> > > A couple only married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love,
>       couldn't wait to go out on the town and  party with his old buddies .
> > > So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
> > >
> > > 'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.
> > >
> > > 'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a  beer.'
> > >  
> > > The wife said, 'You want beer, my love?'  
> > > She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25
> > > different kinds of beer - brands from 12 different countries.
> > >
> > > The only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
> >     know...they have frozen glasses...'
> > >
> > > The wifeinterrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
> > >
> > > She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that
> >    she was getting chills just holding it.
> > >
> > > The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll,
> >     but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...
>        I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
> > >
> >   You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven
> >   and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken
>  >  Wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> > >
> >  ' But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's
> >   swearing, dirty words...'
> > >
> > > 'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in
> > > your Goddamn fucking frozen mug and eat your mother fucking snacks,
> > >
> > >You are married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere!
>       Got it, Asshole?'
> > >
> > >
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