I very rarely post, but saw this and had to share in hope that all would "lighten up" a bit and maybe appreciate some humor !

A friend sent this to me, and I just had to share.

Enjoy !
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Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for
women !

Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus” they have designed the
“Clitaurus.”  

It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able
to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is
and how to do it.

Rumor has it, though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can
be a real bitch to start in the morning !  Some have reported that on cold
winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and
horribly expensive to get rid of.  

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually
have an increased appetite for fuel and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that
the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.


This model is not expected to reach collector status.  Most owners find it
is best to lease one and replace it each year.