Three missionaries were taken captive in the wilds of New Guinea by fierce tribesmen. When they were taken to the tribal village, the chief looked at them and spoke in broken English. “When we take male captives they are usually tortured and put to death. However, we do make exceptions if they can demonstrate their manhood.” The chief then explained that each would have to drop his pants and be measured as to the length of his penis. The chief then added “And since I went to missionary school many years ago, I learned that the power of sharing is important. So if the total combined length of your manhood is 17 inches or more, you will be set free.”

The chief then took out a tape measure (no doubt a souvenir of his days at the missionary school) and measured each missionary. He then said “You have passed the test. You are free to go.”

After they left the village and were a safe distance away, the first missionary, a tall lanky black guy said “Wow, I’m glad I had 9 inches.” The second missionary, a sturdy, chiseled hispanic guy said “And I’m glad I had 7 inches. The third missionary, a paunchy white guy said “I’m just glad I had a hard on.”