This Mafia Don is on his deathbed, and he summons his grandson. When the kid arrives, the Don growls, "Hey Johnny, I want-a you to have my gold-plated .38 special as a memento of me."
Thre kid replies, "But Poppa, I don't even like guns. Couldn't I have your gold-plated rolex watch instead?"
"Hey, kid, lemme tell you-a something. You gonna grow up, you-a gonna work hard. You gonna take over the Family Business. And-a, who knows, you gonna get married, have a couple-a bambinos. And-a someday you gonna come home, you gonna find your wife in bed with another man. What-a you gonna do then - point to the watch and say 'Hey you - time's up?'"