> > I think the life cycle is all backwards...
> >
> > You should start out dead and get that out of the way.
> >
> > Then, you wake up in an old age home and start feeling better each day.
> >
> > You eventually get kicked out for being too healthy.
> >
> > Then go and live off your pension for a few years - see the world!
> >
> > Then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
> >
> > You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
> >
> > Then it's off to college to drink beer and party!
> >
> > Get ready for High School!
> >
> > You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play.
> >
> > You have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
> >
> > You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like
> > conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
day,
> > and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
> >
> >
> > I rest my case.