The  Knob
 

A  woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her  about a  new  procedure called 'The Knob,' where a  small knob is placed at the top of the  woman's head and could be turned to tighten  up her skin and produce the effect of a brand  new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted  'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years,  the woman tightened the knob, and the effects  were wonderful, the woman remained  young
looking and vibrant.

After  fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon  with  two problems.


'All these  years, everything has been working just  fine.  I've had to turn the knob many times and I've  always loved the results. But now I've  developed two annoying problems: First,  I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and  the knob won't get rid of them.'

The  doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your  breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess  there's no point in
asking about the  goatee.'