An Irishman goes into a pub in London with a little man,
6 inches tall, in his shirt pocket. He says to the barman,
"I'd like a pint of Guinness for meself and a thimble of
Guinness for me friend."

The barman says, "Cor blimey, what've you got there,
Paddy? Is it a little Irish leprechaun?"

Paddy answers, "No, it's an Englishman with the shit
kicked out of him."