A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks
> > and
> > decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the
> > hunter, flashed his
> > badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day.
> > Mind if I
> > inspect your kill?"
> >
> > The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The
> > warden
> > took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's
> > rectum, pulled it
> > out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's a Washington state
> > duck. Do you
> > have a Washington state hunting license?"
> >
> > The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the
> > warden a Washington
> > state hunting license. The warden took a second duck,
> > inserted his finger in
> > the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said,
> > "This here's an Idaho duck.
> > Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
> >
> > The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting
> > license. The warden
> > took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said,
> > "This here's an
> > Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting
> > license?"
> >
> > Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
> > produced the
> > appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having
> > struck out, handed the
> > ducks back to the hunter and said, "You've got all of these
> > licenses, just where
> > the hell are you from?"
> >
> > The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You're so
> > smart, YOU
> > tell me!"
> >
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