THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that
there are days in
the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth
and he takes his life in
> > >his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be
> > as common as a
> > driver's
> >
> > >license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,
> > or significant other!
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
> > >
> > >SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
> > >
> > >SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
> > >
> > >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
> > >
> > >SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
> > >
> > >SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
> > >
> > >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
> > >
> > >SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
> > >
> > >SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
> > >
> > >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
> > >
> > >SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
> > >
> > >SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
> > >
> > >ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
> > >
> > >SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
> > >
> > >SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
> > >
> > >ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
> > >