THE HONEST DRUNK

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket
where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton
of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine
lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package
of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the
convey belt to check out, a drunk standing behind
her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman,
a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition,
looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing
particularly unusual about her selections she said,
"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct.
But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."