A limo was dispatched to meet a lovely young women at the airport and transport her to her home high up in the sparsely populated hills.
While in the middle of nowhere, the limo has a blow out. The driver opens the truck only to find that the spare is missing. He checks his cell phone and sees there is no reception. There are no cars or buildings for miles around.
The woman passenger, trying to be helpful rummages through her pocketbook and finds a small screwdriver. She sticks her head out the window and says: "Do you wanna screwdriver?"
The driver looks around and says: "No spare, no phone, no one for miles around...may as well, there's nothing else to do."
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