A woman was walking along the beach when she
stumbled upon a Genie's
lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and
lo-and-behold a Genie
appeared. The amazed woman asked the Genie if she
could have her
three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope... due to
inflation, constant
downsizing, low wages in third- world countries,
and fierce global
competition, I can only grant you one wish.
So...what'll it be?" The
woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in
the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop
fighting with each
other." The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed,
"Gadzooks, lady!
These countries have been at war for thousands of
years. I'm good but
not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
another wish."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well,
I've never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that's
considerate and fun,
likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is
good in bed and
gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all
the time, and is
faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good mate."
The Genie let out
a long sigh and said, "Let me see that fuckin'
map!"