Phil stops for coffee near a cemetary on his way to work.  On the way back to his car he notices a rather large and unusual funeral procession.

The procession is lead by 2 Hearse's and a man walking a dog on a leash.  Behind the man, there must have been about 100 male mourners.

Intrigued, he approaches the man with the dog and asks what happened.

"Well...my mother-in-law came by for a visit with my wife.  Somehow, Bruiser here thought she was a threat and attacked her.  When Bruiser attacked, my wife tried to intervene, but in the struggle both my wife and mother-in-law were killed."

Pondering this for a moment, Phil asks "Would you mind if I borrowed your dog sometime."

To which the man replise "Get in line".


One more dog joke!

Q:  If the dog is barking at the back door to be let in, and the wife is yelling at the front door with arms full to be let in, who do you let in first?

A:  The dog.  At least then he'll shut-up!