The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good
> idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theater
> seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first
> now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told
> me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to the
> church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel
> choir. We are packed to the balcony!!" "Thank you, Father," answered the
> young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth."
> "However," said the elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with
> the drive-thru confessional." "But, Father," protested the young priest,
> "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!"
> "I know, son, but that flashing neon sign, Toot 'n Tell or Go To Hell,
> just can't stay on the church roof!"