A man joined a fire department and after his first day, he came home and told his wife that from then on they would run the house like the fire department - by the bells.
He said" When I walk thru the door at night I will go DING. That means to get my drink, pipe and paper and bring it to my easy chair where I will relax for a while.
When I am done relaxing, I will go DING-DING. That means to go up stairs and get undressed. When I start up stairs, I will
go DING-DING DING. That means get on the bed and spread your legs. I want some sex."
Well the next night, it went as he asked. However, after three bells and as he was pumping away, his wife goes "DING-DING DING-DING." He immediately stops and demands "What in the HELL is four bells?" His wife replies " Roll out more hose or get closer to the fire"
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