Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that
the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he
asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made
passionate love.

Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have
18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and
again they make love.

Later, Paul is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please?
Just one more time before I die." She agreed, than afterward she rolled
over and fell asleep.

Paul, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on
the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could
we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Paul, I have to
get up in the morning AND YOU DON'T!"