An eskimo was out walrus hunting when his snowmobile started running rough. Since he was close to the whiteman village, and the weather was worsening, he decided to take it to a mechanic's shop. As he rode up to the shop a mechanic was walking out and immediately recognized the problem. "Looks like you blew a seal," said the mechanic. The shocked eskimo responded, "NO! NO! NO! That's just frost on my mustache."
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