A woman's husband dies and is being embalmed for the funeral.  She receives a call from the embalmer who tells her that during the process an inexperienced assistant accidentally cut off her husband's penis.  What do you think we should do with it, he asks.  Well, she says, we don't want it just lying around the casket with him.  Please just insert it in his rectum.  At the funeral, open casket, she walks up and bends over to gently kiss her husband on the forehead.  A tear gathers in his eye and rolls down his cheek.  See, she says, I told you it hurts.