A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
  farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
day.
  The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some
  bad  news; the donkey died."
  Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
  The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
  Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
  The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
  Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
  Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
  Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
  A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened
  with  that dead donkey?"
  Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and
  made a profit of $898.00."
  Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
  Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
  Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.