Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
arriving in front of her at the same time.


The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and
hoping for just a glance from her in return.  Aware of her charms and her
obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them
that the first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with her.



The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and
cheese!"



"Oh, how childish," says the Poodle, "that shows no imagination or
intelligence whatsoever."  She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and
says, " How well can you do?"



"Um. I hate liver and cheese" blurts the Golden Retriever.  "My, my," says
the Poodle, " I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's
sentence."  She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How
about you?"



The last of the three is a handsome exiled Cuban dog. He gives her a big
smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says in
broken English ...  "Liver alone.  Cheese mine."