A man walks into The House of the Rising Sun, looking all around to take in what is obviously his first enounter in a bordello.  The Madam aproaches him with a warm greeting. takes his hand and introduces herself.  "Just go have a seat in the bar area and choose a girl that pleases you, strike up a conversation and nature will take it's course."  The man asks, "How much will this cost?"  "Well, we start at $15 minimum and go up to $1000 an hour.  You negotiate that with the girl.  The prettier the girl, the higher the price"

"Well I don't need vey much, just a quickie doggie and I'm outta here.  Don't you have something a little less for a three minute pop?"  The Madam, getting tired of tightwads like this threw an insult at him, hoping to make a point, "We have a fresh young Eue we keep out in back that we could probably give you three minutes with for $5..."  Not knowing that a eue was a female sheep, the man figured that he was making progress and decided to push it one more time.  "I was thinking of something just a little cheaper than that...."

The Madam had totally had it, turned around and hollared for everyone in the joint to hear, "Grease up the cat's ass, Joe, here comes another 'two-bit' fucker!"  The man got the point, and I swear I'll never do THAT again!