The new secretary was told by the gals in the office to fuck the boss.  "But he's seventy two years old!" she exclaimed.  "It doesn't matter!  He's a great fuck!" said her colleagues.  So she went with him to a hotel after work, and true to his reputation he was fabulous.  One...two...three times each better than the last.  The boss paused, and said, "Look, I can go for more, and I promise I'll be even better, but I'm getting on in age, and I need to take a brief nap for ten minutes.  Promise you'll do me a favor, put your hands around my dick and hold it, yes, just like that."  Within seconds he had dozed off, but true to his word, he woke up in ten minutes as promised.  When he started to go again, the secretary asked, "Say you are great, but I have to ask, why did I have to hold you?"

"Because", the boss stated, "the other girls stole my wallet!"