Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a
redhead were all talking about their daughters.
The Brunette said "I was looking through my
daughters things and I found cigarettes, I
can't believe my daughter smokes."
The Redhead says "Ladies, I was looking
through my daughters things and I found a
bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter
drinks."
The Blond says "I was looking through my
daughters things and I found a pack of condoms,
I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"
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