The Black Bra
                            (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+
years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a
mask over our eyes.
 
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went. . . .

My Engaged Friend:
 
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
 
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
           
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The Mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.
 
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
tremble and we had wild sex all night.
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My Story:
 
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,  
 
"What's for dinner,Batman?"