The 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.
I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What
do you think about that?

" The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went,
'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied,   "My point exactly."