As the wedding ceremony began, the young groom stood next to the altar with his best man. The music started and he saw his beautiful bride-to-be enter the church. His mind was racing as he looked at her and said to himself “God, just think. I’m never going to have to pay for a blowjob again.”  
At the same moment, the bride as she walked down the aisle glanced towards her husband-to-be and thought “God, now that I’m married, I’ll never have to give a blowjob again.”🫨