There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other.  One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.

The bear went first and he said, "I wish to be the only male bear in this forest."

The genie granted the bear his wish.

The rabbit said, "I want a motorcycle helmet."

The genie granted the rabbit his wish.

The bear went up and said, "I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female."

The genie granted the bear his wish.

The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet."

The genie granted the rabbit his wish.

The bear said, "I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females."

The genie granted the bear his wish.

It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, "I wish that bear was gay."