One day a florist goes to the barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asks the barber about his bill. "I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, there is a thank-you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

Later, a policeman comes in for his haircut and he also goes to pay the barber. The barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning, the barber opens his shop. There is a thank-you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Democrat comes for a hair cut and when he asks the barber what he owes, the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service this week." The Democrat is extremely happy and leaves.

The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, a dozen Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut.