So Herman the 87 year old single guy likes to hang out with his girlfriend, Harriot a couple times a week. There idea of sex is for Herman to pull out his "close to dead" weapon and put in Harriot's hand. She just kind of holds it for a couple of minutes. They've been going at like this for 1 year or 2 when Herman shows up one day and lets her know that he's leaving her for another women. Harriot is heart broken. She can't believe what she's heard. She ask's Herman who the "Other Women" is. He tells her it's Alice Crabtree. Harriot is very upset and wants to know what Alice Crabtree has that she doesn't. Herman looks her straight in the eye and say's "Parkinsons".