The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The  only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all  the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he  couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
 
Then  one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan ..  In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim  soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight  into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
 
KABOOM!
 
He  threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a  chimney.
 
KA-BLOOEY!
 
Then he  threw another at a passing  car going 90 mph.
 
BULLS-EYE!
 
"I've got to get this guy!"  coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
 
So, he brings  him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And  the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl.
 
The young Afghan is  hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what  he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
 
"Mom,"  he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
 
"I don't  want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You are not my  son!"
 
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man  pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here  among thousands of my adoring fans."
 
"No! Let me tell you!" his  mother retorts.. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around  us. The neighborhood is a pile of  rubble. Your two brothers were  beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep  your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady  pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you  for making us move to Detroit!!"