Nothing Like The First Time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her
parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after
dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.  Well, the
boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about protection and
doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to
buy a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being his first time and
all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down.
Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and whispers
back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist