The 11th Husband ........

A young  man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands.  On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
gentle;  I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that  be if you've been married
ten times.?"

"Well, husband #1 was a  Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to  be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure  how it
was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get  back
with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that  everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the  system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew  he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to  deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic  process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a  new state of
the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from  Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it  was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had  a product, he was never
sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8  was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was  a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a  Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was ............ God
I miss  him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so  excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but  why?

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I  KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."