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the 10 commandments, southern style
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Some  people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and  'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments. Folks  just aren't used to talking in those terms. So,  in middle Tennessee they translated the 'King  James' into ' Jackson County ' language.....no  joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church  in Gainesboro , TN  ;).

 

   (1)  Just one God

   (2)  Put nothin' before  God

   (3)  Watch yer  mouth

   (4)  Git yourself to Sunday  meetin'

   (5)  Honor yer Ma &  Pa

   (6)  No killin'

   (7)  No foolin' around with another fellow's  gal

   (8)  Don't take what ain't  yers



  (9)  No tellin' tales or  gossipin'

 (10)  Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's  stuff
 
   Now  that's plain an' simple.Y'all  have a nice  day!

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